Quality is my global added value

I'm on Dreamwidth

2009-11-24T15:59:35Z

If anyone would like an invite code to Dreamwidth, comment and I'll send one the next time it's available. I may have one or two now.

Repent. Please.

2009-04-01T12:48:59Z

So funnee Engrish!

2009-03-20T19:21:27Z

see funny english mistakes

I LOLd!

2009-03-19T14:14:16Z

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Feed my fishies!

2009-03-19T12:04:53Z

From wolfsilveroak

nom nom nom!

2009-01-20T14:53:12Z

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

Found on Craig's Missed Connections

2009-01-06T13:48:00Z

Pure gold, copy-pasta from someone who copy-pasta'd someone else:

Whether you're gay or straight, read this from NYC MCs:

Re: Don’t miss a connection with me (From the OP) - w4w
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After reading the emails sent in response to my post, I would like to make a few points.

1. The people yelling at me over the Lindsay Lohan thing: That was a joke. As usual, it got taken out of context. Lindsay Lohan, BTW, if you’re reading this, I think you’re a total bitch. Stop your scoffing and admit you’re a big muffdiver already, or at least bi, as in “bi-atch.” Your girlfriend, DJ Shitfaced, is also a douche. You are hot, though.

2. The people calling me “shallow”: The only reason you want to approach me is because you think I’m hot and wait … That makes you what? Someone who isn’t shallow? There are plenty of average to unattractive lesbians who would be thrilled to be approached by any number of you. Yet you still come here to post an MC every time you see some hot girl on the train, at Henriettas, in the library, twirling her hair in Starbucks, etc. “You were the girl on the F train at 7:53 AM with blonde curls spilling over ivory shoulders and pulpy red lips. I kept imagining what your face would look like after your nineteenth orgasm.” Hello – shallow! Who the hell wants to see that written about them anyway? Another of my favorites: “YOU WAS THE HOT AG / STUD ON DA A TRAIN YOU GOT OFF AT JAY STREET DAMN YOU IS SEXY EMAIL ME SO WE CAN HAVE SEX.” I have one word for you: Please.

3. Lesbians use this forum to meet each other. Half of them see a girl in a lesbian bar and instead of approaching her there – knowing she’s gay – go home to their computers to post here. If I’m at a lesbian venue, it’s because I want to meet lesbians in person. If I wanted to meet someone on the Internet, I would go on match.com or some other thing. I wouldn’t come on here. Though I do come on here just to read, I wouldn’t respond to a post unless it was a real miss connection.

4. A real missed connection is when I’m at a bar talking to a girl and we’re hitting it off. As we’re exchanging numbers, a fire breaks loose or a bomb goes off and we’re forced to evacuate. So I never got her number. That and any like circumstance is the only circumstance over which writing an MC to someone is totally justified without sounding like a stalker or someone who is a chicken shit.

5. Yeah, I know it’s scary to approach women in public. It’s sad that we live in a society that encourages men to act like predators, e.g., “Nice guys, get laid in 20 minutes or less, 10 steps to picking up women,” but when a gay person just wants to say hello he / she gets linched. In reality though, I think most straight women would be flattered, but I suppose if you’re a big bull dyke who approaches a woman who turns out to be straight you’re setting yourself up for a backlash. Then again, it’s not like half the lesbians in our community don’t walk around screaming, “IF I WANTED A MAN, I’D DATE A MAN.” Bi-atch. If I wanted to date someone with your sexist attitude I’d date a man, too.

6. Most of the women I’ve dated haven’t been what I would call stereotypically “hot.” I dated them because they were cool people who I got along with and because they weren’t afraid to talk to me. I’ve been approached a bunch of times by women in bars and I was always nice to them, even the ones who I wasn’t attracted to. I never blew them off or hurt their feelings. Sometimes I even danced with them, said I had a nice time and gave them a hug or got their number and tried to be friends. Of course, they always get angry when you don’t want to be more than friends, and then go around spreading rumors about what an asshole you are and before you know it you’re like this serial killer who can’t even leave the house without getting a dirty look from the mailman or the neighbor’s dog. But that’s people for you.

7. I myself have approached and been rejected by women. It happens to people all the time. That’s life.

8. Yes, I do read this forum almost every day. What else am I going to do? Sit in the park and wait for one of you to talk to me? Whenever I see a lesbian in public and smile at her, she looks at me like a deer in headlights and disappears behind a wall or dives behind a bush or something. Lesbians are so afraid of each other it’s ridiculous. We treat each other the same way society treats us. Anyway, these posts are entertaining, at least, which is the only reason most of us read them; that and the fact that it reminds us there are other women who feel the way we do.

9. The girl who called me an A$$: Yes, I am an ass. Thank you. That said, maybe you should stop talking about how unattractive you think you are and how no one wants you. If you stopped for two seconds to think about it, there are probably a lot of women who would want you if you just showed them some interest instead of hightailing it to the wind every time you see a pretty face. Look at Rod Stewart. Ugliest man on the planet: has a hot wife. Rosie O’Donald: more rolls than a Jewish bakery. Hot wife. Another example would be Samantha Ronson, though she’s looking a lot better since she cut her hair. She needs to lose the platinum gold high tops though.

10. Yeah, this was really long and mean. I usually work early, but it’s my day off and I just woke up like an hour ago. Though, I will soon be headed for Union Square. Look for the hot dykey girl listening to her iPod on the 4 train who gets off at 14th street and be sure to post a missed connection about her instead of talking to her in person, and also be sure to include how much you want to throw me down and have your way with me in the dirt, which will increase your chances of getting a response exponentially.

11. Point 10 was total sarcasm. But if you do see me and want to make a real connection, here is something you can do: Say “Hello.” Tell me you like my jeans. Ask me what stop to get off at to get to X Street. Pretend to faint. I don’t care. Just open your mouth and say something for fucks sake.

12. I’m really not as mean as this probably makes me sound, but that’s OK. Angry responses are expected. After all, this was an angry response, wasn’t it?

See you on the train, bitches!
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(Lord, why does she have to be a dyke? Why?)

The Borg has made it to IJ!

2008-11-26T13:07:59Z

LOL. This crazy comm, we_r_borg, "assimilates" abandoned journals and comms. There's absolutely no point to it. They're not hacking anyone's accounts. All they do is post the user names--and probably piss the hell out of some emo idiots who are all, OMG, YOU CAN'T ASSIMILATE ME I'M REPORTING U 2 SQUEEKIE!1!

I'm sure a comm like this would be permabanned on LJ, along with all its members.

IR 31 at heart

2008-11-24T13:51:40Z

I think they stopped at 31, frankly. Although most of my friends are about that age, give or take a few years, so it kind of makes sense.

You Act Like You Are 31 Years Old

You are a thirty-something at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

You're responsible, wise, and have enough experience to understand a lot of the world.

You're at the point in your life where you understand yourself pretty well.

You are figuring out what you want... and how to get it!

What Age Do You Act?

An Anglophile where it counts!

2008-11-21T13:41:31Z

Your Sexuality is British

The average Brit first has sex at age 17.

And the average number of partners is 10.

50% of Brits enjoy watching adult films with their partner.

Only 2% of British people are waiting until marriage to have sex.

What Country Matches Your Sexuality?

Failure fail

2008-11-14T13:44:50Z

see more pwn and owned pictures

Meme from catness

2008-11-06T13:35:53Z

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
3. Include these instructions, and share the love.

Nothing, absolutely nothing to do with politics. Just like catness did in her entry.

Bacon meme from wolfsilveroak

2008-10-31T13:00:44Z

Copy this sentence into your LJ if you love bacon with a passion that borders on holy, where you imagine yourself eating strips of bacon out of a bowl made of bacon with bacon bits sprinkled all over it...with bacon ice cream for dessert.

nom nom nom nom nom...

MOAR DRAGONS, PLZ!

2008-10-29T14:20:45Z

Click so they will hatch! Pls kthx!

I has a dragon!

2008-10-29T12:34:46Z

I'm getting TRULY ANNOYED with that site though. Does this even work? What I went through to get this!

YOU'D BETTER CLICK AFTER ALL I WENT THROUGH TO GET IT!!!!! Please?

Funnier that you can imagine: "I'm F**king Ben Affleck"

2008-10-28T12:30:32Z

ITZ ZOMG INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCKS DAY OR SOMETHIN!

2008-10-22T11:49:16Z

First they came for 'here is'
and I didn't speak up because I was not a Model 28.
Then they came for 'enter'
and I didn't speak up because I used 'return.'
Then they came for 'break'
and I didn't speak up because I was not a vt-100.
Then they came for 'hyper'
and I didn't speak up because I was not a lisp machine.
Then they came for 'capslock'
and by then I could not type.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME HAO KIN U TAYK TEH BEST KEE ON TEH BORD U MF-ERS SRSLY!1!

DIS HERE IS TEH FUNNIEST THING I'VE RED IN AGES! GO! (that poem up there is in the comments)

From catness

2008-09-19T12:02:37Z

My Indian name is Crash-of-thunder.
Take English Native American Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Meme from elfwreck

2008-09-15T11:53:18Z

You Are Upper Class

Class isn't always about money, and you've at least got the brains, manners, and interests of an upper class person.

You don't have a trashy bone in your body, and you don't pretend to be someone you're not.

You're comfortable with your station in life, and class issues don't really bother you.

The finest things in life are within your reach, and you're comfortable enjoying them.

You may end up: A business leader, corporate lawyer, or philanthropist

Other people who share your class: Bill Gates, Oprah, former world leaders like Bill Clinton, and those reclusive billionaires no one ever talks about.

What Class Are You?

Friends Cut

2008-09-02T12:15:11Z

I rarely do friends cuts, but I removed some people who haven't posted in ages or only post a couple lines once in a while and give me no inkling of who they are or who have NEVER (srsly) posted. Because I post a lot of really personal stuff about myself and would rather have some idea of who has access to that information.

This started when I decided to remove asylum_promo because some troll posted a borky HTML piece of shit that messed up my F-list. So on I went, getting rid of the rest of the fluff.

If you believe I removed you in error, please comment. I may have, and I'm sorry! So if we've been commenting back and forth on each other's entries and you thought we were friends, it was totally a mistake that I removed you and I want you to let me know.

But if you haven't posted anything of substance in forever and have rarely or never commented--sorry. That's kind of creepy.

An honest-to-god question on a survey I just took

2008-08-28T18:05:06Z

58. If you are a Harvard alumna/us, what do you say when someone asks you where you went to college or university?

a. Say "Radcliffe."
b. Mumble.
c. Lie.
d. Say that you "went to school in Boston."
e. Drop the "H-Bomb." (i.e. say "Harvard")

For the record, I usually say "d," if I can help it. I am amused that this is such a common struggle for us!

Does anyone out there speak WTFian?

2008-08-28T12:06:35Z

I guess this is in WTFian or Esperanto or something. I can't make it out:

From: Iheca Exyryqece ehusezo@yahoo.com

My name Ottilie i girl ,im search friend, send me messages Ottilie@justrd.com i send me foto:)

xgdkv beare eemfs

LOL

I thought I'd be a martini or a beer!

2008-08-15T12:25:19Z

Drink Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!
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Old Lady

2008-08-11T18:46:19Z

I just joined the healthier community, which sounds really great and like a comm I would enjoy. Only...I do believe that everyone who has posted today is 16-18 years old. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but what happens when I finally introduce myself? Do I get to be the Mother Figure?

Le sigh...

I case you want to practice your eye contact skills

2008-08-01T13:14:23Z

What will those crazy Japanese think of next?

Answer: videos of girls staring into the camera.